"Starbucks always feels more pretentious and artsy-fartsy whenever I go there and I feel safe surrounded by artsy people because I know I can fend off a hipster-raper."

— “Anna”, a Livejournal friend when I asked if she preferred Starbucks or Dunkin’ Donuts

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

— Ron Swanson

Cute, but my way of overcoming shyness is simply to think, “Nobody gives a shit what you do or say, anyway. Stop hyping yourself up and just DO IT ‘cause nobody else will care anyway!”

It’s the most realistic and effective way.

(Source: omocat, via billet-doux)

trolls are never funny

(this may be a lie ^)

but I think they had a lame childhood or SOMETHING. There is seriously something wrong with wanting so hard to be a troll… :)

remember when tumblr was so new people spelled it “tumbler”?

i barely remember it either,
except i had this one LJ friend who was a photographer and she was soo cool (as in took great photos) and she had a tumblr and didn’t update her LJ. So we weren’t really LJ friends because she like never commented and I removed her, but I remember going to her Tumblr and being like ‘Wtf is this shit?” and didn’t get one for another year or two.

Same with twitter, I totally thought I’d joined late, like two years after most of my LJ friends got on it, and then I realize I didn’t, I joined along with the masses. It felt weird.

Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because let’s face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.

so true, but let’s face it, we all know nobody in government cared about any of those things or they’d already be sorted out.

(Source: jalousie, via charbon)

watching people’s choice awards now

sun will rise soon

BEST DRESSED and worst dressed, IMHO

so i spent like 6 hours making a best/worst dressed picspam for the golden globes 2012.

you better click this.

Golden Globes chat friend (Haley): watching the golden globes makes me realize there are so many shows I've never even heard of!
me: Oh... *has not only heard of them all but watched most of them*

i disagree with others’ golden globe top looks so i should make my own.

i will either spend the next 4 hours finding and editing photos for a golden globes 2012 picspam

or i will sleep.

CALVINBALL REIGNS SUPREME TO ALL!