January 2012
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“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
– Ron Swanson
trolls are never funny
(this may be a lie ^)
but I think they had a lame childhood or SOMETHING. There is seriously something wrong with wanting so hard to be a troll… :)
remember when tumblr was so new people spelled it...
i barely remember it either,
except i had this one LJ friend who was a photographer and she was soo cool (as in took great photos) and she had a tumblr and didn’t update her LJ. So we weren’t really LJ friends because she like never commented and I removed her, but I remember going to her Tumblr and being like ‘Wtf is this shit?” and didn’t get one for another year...
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Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because let’s face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.
so true, but let’s face it, we all know nobody...
watching people's choice awards now
sun will rise soon
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so i spent like 6 hours making a best/worst...
you better click this.
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Golden Globes chat
friend (Haley): watching the golden globes makes me realize there are so many shows I've never even heard of!
me: Oh... *has not only heard of them all but watched most of them*
i disagree with others' golden globe top looks so...
i will either spend the next 4 hours finding and editing photos for a golden globes 2012 picspam
or i will sleep.
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I feel really badly for Jerry on Parks and...
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“Hearts don’t break like legs break, the pieces never really mend!”
– Walter’s mom, in Three Inches pilot
December 2011
12 posts
follow me on twitter →
because i dont have enough friends :(
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"because"
big elephants can’t always use small exits
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I love The Only Way is Essex (301)
Chloe: Joey, what do you think "vintage" means?
Joey: Like, it's new but it's been--it's new stuff, but it's meant to look old.
Chloe: No. If you go to a vintage shop, it's all old originals and they all smell like mothballs and stuff.
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more people should see mindy kaling as an idol
‘cause she is awesome and i adore her.
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when someone says "ugh there's nothing on tumblr...
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“What a man hears he may doubt, what he sees he may possibly doubt, but what he...”
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fail of the night
chenyaoling:
I am such a tumblr n00b even though I’ve technically been using tumblr for about 1 and a half years already.
So I posted my url on facebook so that fellow tumblr users can follow me. Slowly people started following and I followed back. But what I didn’t know was that they were following this public blog AS WELL AS my private one (and my food blog but that’s not really important)....
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Life jolts
once in a while. You move along, and then you’re shaken. You look around, and this is where you are.
Do you ever realize that no moment will ever be like this moment, ever again? I think about that all the time. Good or bad, experiences are legit.
November 2011
25 posts
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You’ve been acting awful tough lately...
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"Pied Beauty", Gerard Manley Hopkins (1844–89)
GLORY be to God for dappled things—
For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings;
Landscape plotted and pieced—fold, fallow, and plough; 5
And áll trádes, their gear and tackle and trim.
All things counter, original, spare, strange;
Whatever is fickle, freckled (who...
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“I just try to play a straight game, and in New York, that’s almost...”
– Bill Cummingham, in Bill Cumingham New York
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“The point is that fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life....”
– Bill Cummingham
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“If you don’t take their money, they can’t tell you what to do, kid.”
– Bill Cummingham, in Bill Cummingham New York
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“Money’s the cheapest thing. Liberty, freedom, is the most expensive.”
– Bill Cummingham, 1989.
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WAIT, "COMMUNITY" IS GETTING SIDELINED FOR "30...
Anonymous asked: he meant the chocolate candies. Get a clue man!
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Interview with Craig Ferguson by Playboy
FERGUSON: I don’t understand that guy anymore. I don’t relate to him. I don’t understand the desire to not experience what you’re experiencing. “I don’t like my life. I’ll jump off a bridge.” “I don’t like getting older. I’ll dye my eyebrows.” Well, you can do that, I suppose, or you can just deal with it. What was that great quote by Bette Davis? “Getting old is not for pussies.”
PLAYBOY: We’re pretty sure she said sissies.
FERGUSON: Was it sissies? Well, I think she meant pussies. That seems more accurate.
reblog with your hipster self
spriink:
mermaidtreemagic:
twinturntables:
game here
((this is what i’d look like totally))
I have worn this outfit.
lol im so slow, i thought people drew this when i first saw this meme and i was like “wow they are skilled” and then it realized it was a game..
me (literally, i have the glasses and not-quite-that-shirt and those jeans… but i wear mocassins instead...
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MY PHOTO BLOG →
i update it a lot. please visit, follow, and bookmark ♥ :)
oh and maybe reblog… :3
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Anonymous asked: Yeah Karl def. didn't mean THOSE Smarties...
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i'm lovin' "the only way is essex"
and i made this: http://liftoffs.tumblr.com/post/5835373223/the-only-way-is-essex-uks-jersey-shore-wins-a
so that says a lot, eh?
don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it
im addicted to it, it’s not really like British version of Jersey Shore (there’s Geordie Shore for that), more like British version of The Hills, but with fake tans and fake boobs.
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miss me?
(hypothetical)