I try to be very "me"
whatever that is.
September 2011
wait wot? lol my roommate and i know of places on university open past 12: pita pit relish munchies 4:20 cafe beef o’riley (or w/e) bar next to holiday inn karma kream (until 1) i think that’s it? maybe o!o and cantina/swamp too? not sure“important things happening at the university of florida they should advertise this in the brochures “DO YOU LIKE SLEEP? NO? GOOD BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY HERE. IF YOU DO, YOU’LL PROBABLY BE HUNGRY BECAUSE SHIT CLOSES AT 10 PM HERE””
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Gucci Gucci
Kreayshawn
Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even botha
—“Gucci Gucci” by Kreayshawn
“My dream is to continue dancing forever. I want to be a professional dancer on Broadway. I would kill myself if I didn’t dance.”
—Maddie Ziegler, in “Dance Moms” season 1 episode 8
“We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners, we look upon them only as mad Norwegians.”
—Halvard Lange (1902–1970), Norwegian diplomat, politician and statesman
“And in the end, we were left with all these fat people. And fat is fine, but not when we’re making clothes.”
—Oliver from Project Runway S9E8
- Conan O'Brien: Your character, his sexual character can be a big ambiguous at times, is that fair to say?
- Glenn Howerton: Oh come on, yeah. I think all of our characters are a little bit ambiguously gay... but I think that's reflective of most people?
- CO: You got me!
- GH: Let me explain. Listen, man, listen. Honestly, I think on a scale of 1 to 10, everyone falls somewhere on that range. Like, one being not gay at all--
- CO: It's a spectrum
- GH: Yeah, like ten being like, totally 100% gay
- CO: Where are you, do you think?
- GH: I can recognize that a man is handsome, like, I see Brad Pitt in Fight Club and I go "yeah, nice!". Right?
- CO: So you'd be a 7 or a 6
- GH: No, Dude, No, No, No No No.
“The causal relationship between popularity and friendliness is indeterminate and is probably involved in complex ways with other variables, such as intelligence and physical attractiveness.”
—Abnormal Psychology, 12th edition. by Butcher, Mineka, and Hooley
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.”
—Howard Aiken
theres no 'samantha' in geordie shore!
HAHA I GOT SAMANTHA (jersey shore) MIXED UP WITH CHARLOTTE, WTF. SORRY FIXING.
“Just like anywhere you go on holiday, like lads go on holiday to bang birds, just to get mortal, and just have a mint time. Apart from some girls go on holidays just to sunbathe and chat around the pool. Fuck that, I want to find some slags.”
—James in Geordie Shore Megaluf Madness
