“You know what the great thing about rejection is: It doesn’t matter how many times you get rejected—all that matters is that one person tells you ‘yes’. And then everyone else can go fuck themselves.”
— Chelsea Handler, to Lady Antebellum (after Hillary Scott revealed she was rejected 2x from American Idol)
“You’re like a mix of Scary Spice and Sporty Spice”
— Zach Fischer
“I only get the feeling of needing something if somebody else wants it.”
— Annika, aged 12, in “Kids + Money”, a documentary from Lauren Greenfield
“The greatest way to sell to people is to create insecurity and to create a feeling of need.”
“When Annie tried to hand me that office supply clearance rack pen, I was like: “Bic, please”.”
— Allison in Burning Love season 2 episode 5 (
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“Someone must’ve changed the channel to USA, because I just watched a Burn Notice.”
— Troy in Community “Alternative History of the German Invasion”
“That’s not gonna work. Yeah, Tessa’s going to attend a school that admires creativity, hard work, intellect. Whereas, you’re most likely going to attend the University of Florida.”
— Lisa in Suburgatory, season 2 episode 15.
“you’re interesting lol”
— David F
“You are one strange child.”
— Ivan L.
“Tom considers himself a ‘foodie’… which apparently means taking Instagrams of food instead of eating it.”
— Ben from Parks and Recreation “Ann’s Decision”
“I just don’t want to be around people who don’t hate everything in their life right now.”
— Marni, in Girls s2e2
“Often, one of the most fascinating things about reading biographies of artists is wondering when the hell they found time to work, given how much tumultuous living was being done. Of course, this is one of the secrets of art—it’s generally not an isolated activity that comes into being at the desk; rather, it’s a Midas touch that applies to every aspect of life (and often highlights the bitter irony that not everything should be made of gold, so to speak).”
— Richard Brody, for
“GIRLS”: LENA VS. HANNAH (New Yorker)(Source: http)
“Cynicism is not wisdom—cynicism masquerades as wisdom. But cynicism is a self-imposed blindness. You put the blinders on yourself to protect yourself from a world that you think will hurt you or disappoint you.”
— Stephen Colbert, on Oprah’s Next Chapter
“But when something is about to happen, it is bound to happen. No matter how hard we try, how successful we become technologically, there is a god up there who decides everything (if you are a theist), or nature that does the same (if you are an atheist).”
“Nobody knew whether to cry, or laugh, or what to do. That was a great moment in my life.”
— Abby in Dance Moms 314
